April 2012
religionisbullshit:
i love j-pop america fun time now!
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March 2012
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If conservatives were legally not allowed to present their arguments with religious beliefs, then we would never have to worry about a conservative president ever again.
A Poem About Tumblr
lettucefetish:
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Um, what the hell are you talking about, you fucking asshole? Roses and violets can be any fucking color they want, and who are you to judge them? Maybe they don’t even identify as roses and violets and you’re just making this decision based on their appearance. Wow, go fuck yourself, you bigoted asshole.
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
johnfenixaran:
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
LADDER.
I MEANT LADDER.
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ringoisms:
we all live in a yolo submarine
A list of things that do not offend people
leonardompreg:
nyeeeeaaaah:
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I was once beaten up by 5 dots you insensitive asshat
popcornmassacre:
I found an image that accurately describes my drive and motivation in life
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I asked my roommate to turn down his music, but instead he turned it up. so I did the only reasonable thing I could think of. I threatened to slit his throat in his sleep. and then he goes and tells my other roommate I’m “crazy”. psh.