January 2012
me: *walks in a starbucks*
clerk: hello how can i hlep u
me: i want a starbucks
clerk: ok sure these are the different kinds of coff-
me: NO
me: I
me: WANT
me: A
me: STARBUCKS
me: THE
me: WHOLE
me: BUILDING
December 2011
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africans:
i better make sure to get on facebook tonight so that i can be informed when its 2012
hoshaway:
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
“One of the most frightening things in the Western world, and in this country in...”
– Francis Crick (1916-2004) Nobel Prize in Medicine and Physiology, 1962 (via neotheist)
what if all of bioshock was just a hallucination
methylbenzene:
and instead of killing splicers
jack was killing senior citizens
and rapture wasn’t under the sea
but in suburban iowa
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My New Year's resolution:
Date more models
Go on a date
Stop crying while masturbating
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Watching "My Finale" on Scrubs again
The ending. Oh god the ending.
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“Gosh, that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet.”
– Nobody
for some reason
www.blackpeoplemeet.com = okay www.whitepeoplemeet.com = racist
Me: I've decided I want to live on my own for a while.
Parents: Oh, okay. [laughs]
Me: Your bags are on the porch.
