to avoid soul-crushing student debt, I propose we go back to the barter system. 

“I will give you 3 chickens and my loudest goat for 2 years of tuition.”

“What about that horse?”

“THAT’S MY HORSE!” *slap*

I wonder what the most annoying fandom URL is…

superwholockhungerstuckthrones?

did I miss any?

I kinda feel bad for Jesus. 

I mean, schizophrenia AND crucifixion? can’t a guy get a break? 

I’m always nervous that one day mind reading will become a reality and then people will find out what I’m really thinking while they’re talking. even though I’m quietly listening to their idiocy, I’m really just picturing myself slamming a brick into their face over and over again. 

I kind of wish Pope Benedict was actually brought up on charges dealing with crimes against humanity, even if the Vatican refused to hand him over. 

I’d put together a rag-tag team of criminals to infiltrate the Vatican, retrieve the former pope, then transport him across the border into a country where he does not have immunity and present him to Eruopol or Interpol. he would then be convicted of crimes against humanity and sentenced. 

then the whole thing would be made into a move and the Catholic church would dissolve completely. :D

people who flip out in public over minor mistakes like their food order being messed up deserve to have an anvil dropped on their genitals. 

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

a number of 911 centers allow you to text them, but it won’t be until 2014 when the FCC makes it widespread. 

soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans 

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie