Something Wicked This Way Stumbles
I'm Phillip, I'm a 21 year old guy (in case the hair confuses you) and I'm a biology major at ECU. I like playing guitar, lacrosse, Scrubs, the Legend of Zelda, and sick jokes.
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watching bootleg movies filmed in theaters with video cameras sucks only because of the people who sit around the filming person with fucking candy wrappers and won’t stop fucking MAKING SO MUCH GODDAMN FUCKING NOISE WITH THEM AND NEED TO BE FUCKING KILLED WITH THEM BY HAVING THE WRAPPERS SHOVED DOWN THEIR STUPID FUCKING THROATS 

dicksplit:

*Baby starts crying on a plane*

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@h-u-s-h said: Can you get a referral direct from your psychiatrist to your neurologist? It’s not fair you should have to do all the convincing.

I brought up how I really didn’t feel comfortable trying to convince the neurologist and he said if I couldn’t do it that I should take a parent with me to do the convincing. he seems pretty content on not contacting my neurologist directly. 

so now what my doctors (and I) were sure was occipital neuralgia might be cervical neuralgia and my psychiatrist (who’s also an internist) told me I need to convince my neurologist to MRI my entire neck and spine. and he (my psychiatrist) said if something’s wrong then it can hopefully be corrected with neurosurgery to remove pressure from some misplaced disk. 

I just don’t understand why I have to convince my neurologist to do an MRI of my spine. that seems something like a doctor should do. 

(Source: robbstark)

I would park in front of their yard, stare at them, then honk every 15 seconds. 

I would park in front of their yard, stare at them, then honk every 15 seconds. 

zellah4:

OMFG

(Source: sizvideos)

causeitdotakenerve:

Coco Goes to K-Mart (x)

westernkanye:

DON’T TOUCH ME I’M STERILE

westernkanye:

DON’T TOUCH ME I’M STERILE

sunshinychick:

holdmypurse:

loli-ass:

bricksandmortarandchewinggum:

holdmypurse:

Remember when Romney lost the election so somebody created White People Mourning Romney and collected various people crying over Romney’s loss

Still so funny.

this is so rude. does no one realize these people are crying because their beliefs and lifestyles are being forced to change every time someone who doesn’t agree is elected? right or wrong, them being upset is 100% justifiable and mocking them for it just makes you a huge fucking piece of shit.

"Oh Marty…. the gays are going to start taking over… what are we going to do? What are we going to tell the children? By the way I’m at the supermarket can you look in the pantry and see if we need more mayonnaise? Should I get the big jar this time? I just don’t know what to believe anymore."

I was told by a surgeon today that I wasn’t a likely candidate for nerve decompression surgery—the surgery my neurologist/pain management doctor who recommended me for and said it had a greater than 50% chance of curing me.

I want to die.  

he said it was because I wasn’t having migraine symptoms and that the surgery is mainly for migraine sufferers. yeah, but it’s also for OCCIPITAL NEURALGIA PATIENTS WHO HAVE HEAD PAIN AFTER TRAUMA. LIKE I HAVE. FOR THE PAST EIGHT FUCKING MONTHS. 

I feel so crushed. all this time working towards a permanent, successful treatment and it was all destroyed in less than an hour. I just want to hold onto someone and cry. 

youngharlemshawty:

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

just got an idea on how to feel more important…