Something Wicked This Way Stumbles
I'm Phillip, I'm a 21 year old guy (in case the hair confuses you) and I'm a biology major at ECU. I like playing guitar, lacrosse, Scrubs, the Legend of Zelda, and sick jokes.
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 mahndahpanda said: i refuse to capitalize any thing unless the whole word is capitalized, especially i’s.

you’re dead to me

(Source: middayoil)

yeah I corrected your post’s shitty grammar. 

you’re welcome. 

(Source: psyducked)

thinsquids:

yeah mom I’m ok I just dont want to be alive haha

(Source: tymothius)

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

he want that pussy

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

he want that pussy

I hate when someone says “You should travel more,” as if I’m choosing to stay home

you know what that means…
RUN POLAND! RUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you know what that means…

RUN POLAND! RUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: braiker)

pizza-queen:

pizza-queen:

I AM WHEEZING

still laughing at this omfg

pizza-queen:

pizza-queen:

I AM WHEEZING

still laughing at this omfg

rewatched “What Dreams May Come” and while it’s a great movie I hated the idea that everyone who commits suicide goes straight to hell. 

"Oh, were you so depressed that you decided to die rather than continue a life filled with seemingly endless agony? CONGRATULATIONS! Now you get to spend an eternity in seemingly endless agony!!" 

(Source: nosdrinker)

(Source: memewhore)